Eminem — Ass Like That - текст песни

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I don′t believe it
It′s almost too good to be true
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 1]:
The way she moves she′s like a belly dancer
She′s shakin that ass to the new nelly jams
I think someone′s at the door, but I don′t think i′ma
answer
Police saying freeze…da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please I′m a human being
I have needs, I′m not done
Not till I′m finished pee-ing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agree-ing
Mister officer, I′m already on my knees
I can′t get on the ground any further it′s impossible for
me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make R′n′B
I sing song that go ringy chong
Ching chong chong chong ching
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I′m sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Jessica simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I ain′t never seen a ass like that
Everytime I see the show on MTV
My pee pee goes
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 2]:
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze…da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have tickit, look I put it away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate′s shower scene
I didn′t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don′t treat me like I′m Pee Wee Herman
This movie is PG mister officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer is with Michael
He′s too busy, I′m Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
Cos there′s a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I ain′t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I′ll say ass
And she′ll make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 3]:
The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings «Get Out» you boso,
«I need a new boyfriend, Hi,my name is JoJo»
Police saying freeze…da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don′t even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don′t think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down
I′m not Triumph, I′m Arnold, get down

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
D-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani
Will you pee-pee on me please?
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
Cos the way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing

[Dre]
What the fuck is wrong with you?!