Eminem — My Mom - текст песни

My mom my mom I know youre probably tired of hearing about my mom (oh oh)
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked (ya ho)
Valium was in everything food that I ate,
The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it the seas in my steak,
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a fucking cheaver,
My teacher didn’t think I was going be nothing either,
What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether,
Either that or the mother fuckers been puffing reefer,
But all this huffing and puffing wasn’t what it was either,
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn’t what she thought,
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch you aint my keeper, im sleeping,
What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for?
Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I aint playing,
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra.

My mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
That why I am like I am cause I’m like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
That why I’m on what I’m on cause I’m my mom,

Wait a minute this aint dinner this is paint thinner,
You ate it yesterday I aint hear no complaints did I?
Now here’s a plate full of pain killers now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your
potatoes you little mother fucker ill make you sit there and make that retarded fucking face without
even tasting it, you better lick the fucking plate you aint wasting it,
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again,
And I aint giving in, your gonna just sit there in one fucking place spinning again till next
thanksgiving and if you still aint finished it I use the same shit again then when I make spinach
dip it will be placed into shit, you little shit want to sit there and play innocent, Iraq fella hit
me at k mart and they witnessed it, child support, your father he aint slipped us shit and so what
if he did that aint none of your dang business kid.

My mom, there′s no one else quite like my mom
I know that I should let bygones be bygones
But she′s the reason why I am high what I′m high on

′Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That′s why I am like I am ′cause I′m like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That′s why I′m on what I′m on ′cause I′m my mom

My mom loved Valium
Now all I am is a party animal
I am what I am but I′m strong to the finish
Wit′ me Valium spinach
But my buzz only last about two minutes

But I don′t wanna swallow it without chewin′ it
I can′t even write a rhyme without you in it
My Valium, my Valium

Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict
Nah, fuck that, I can′t have it happen to me
But that′s actually what has ended up happenin′, a tragedy
Fuckin′ passin′ it up, catchin′ me

And it′s probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain′t it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, mom. Beautiful!
She killed the fuckin′ dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin′ aspirin and say that it has a headache

«Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin′ brat?
Look at that, it′s a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Eat it,» «But I don′t need it,» «Well, fuck it then break it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up»

«All right, Ma, you win, I don′t feel like arguin′
I′ll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin′»
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That′s why I am like I am ′cause I′m like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That′s why I′m on what I′m on ′cause I′m my mom

My mom, I′m just like her
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my momma

Sorry Mom, I still love you though
Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, homie
Yo, take us on outta here